Recipe For A Navy Wife

1 1/2 cups of Patience
1 cup of Courage
1/2 cup of Jackie of All Trades
3/4 cup of Tolerance
dash of Adventure
1 pound of Ability

To the above ingredients:
Add 2 tablespoons of elbow grease and let stand alone for one year.
Marinate frequently with salty tears.
Pour off excess fat and sprinkle ever so lightly with money then knead dough until payday.
Season with international spices.
Bake 20 years or until done.
Makes unlimited servings.



SERVE WITH PRIDE

(it is much more than this but it's a good start to a recipe!)